🐢 Agent Squirt’s Field Log – [Entry #049]

📍 Location: Designated Site “Stone Behemoth” (Eilean Donan Castle)
🕯️ Observed By: Agent Squirt 🐢
📸 Date: Mission date, Thursday 7th December 2023

Mission Summary

Subject G (hereafter: "Agent G") was spotted advancing towards a suspected ancient structure with a camera in hand, focus unwavering, common sense questionable. Despite obvious signs of arcane architecture, turrets, mist, unnaturally photogenic lighting, subject declined backup, cover, or snacks.

When questioned, Agent G stated:

“If I miss this light, I’ll cry.”

Observed castle remained inert… but I don’t trust it. There were vibes.
Agent G set up near the outer wall. Ambient temperature: freezing. Spirits: high. Caution: none.

Visual Evidence

Annotations: Subject in frame. Camera in hand. Castle watching silently.

Conclusions

• Structure shows signs of ancient intelligence (or excellent feng shui)

• Subject G likely under mild enchantment or in full creative flow

• Binoculars fogged up—again

Further reconnaissance recommended. Ideally with gloves.

✅ Site Status:
☐ Hostile
☑ Dormant
☑ Dangerously photogenic
☑ Worth the detour

Filed by:
Agent Squirt 🐢
Trusts castles about as far as he can throw them. Which is not far.

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